Thanks given

I don't really eat that much at Thanksgiving dinner... I just can't get all worked up over that sort of food. I mean it's ok and all, but c'mon, it's pilgrim food. They ate that stuff because that's all there was. I find it difficult to believe that in today's hamburger/pizza/taco culture, we can't find something more delicious to consume than a hormonally charged domesticated game bird and some canned vegetables that we would normally give to a food drive. I say, eff the turkey and enjoy a nice piece of steak instead.

Juicy steak on the grill with some sautéed onions and mushrooms, or dry turkey with stuffing coming out of its ass, baked in the oven? The choice is clear.