Ironing Out the Problems

I wear a lot of dress shirts. I wear them under sweaters, sweater vests, sports jackets, and sometimes by themselves... though that's seldom. I like wearing collared, button up shirts. What I don't like is ironing them. It's a lot of tedious work. Also, for some reason, many shirts have some sort of "wrinkle memory" where they crease and fold in the same place. The worst is along the vertical fold that houses the buttons. When that's sticking out, you can't even hide that under a sweater. All the non-wrinkling fabrics are far too flowy and silky looking. I don’t want to look like some sort of flashy Arabian prince. I want to look like Mitchell Nertz, and Mitchell Nertz wears dress shirts made from cotton. They can put people into outer space, clone sheep, and transplant organs, but they can’t make me a shirt that doesn’t wrinkle…