Hosed!

It's been snowing a lot here as of late and my back hurts from all this shoveling. I think I may have come up with an easy solution, though... I'll simply hose down my driveway. That's right. I'll dig out the garden hose, connect it to the spicket in the basement, turn the hot water on, and start spraying. After the water's melted all the snow, I'll heavily salt the driveway and sidewalk to prevent it from freezing over.

I can't lose.