Late for Work
Well the various holidays are over so it' s back to the grind for ol' Mitchell. I like going to work actually, as it makes me feel productive. I was late this morning because of an enhanced showering regimen I've developed.
In addition to regular anti-bacterial soap and water, I've also recently introduced the concept of completely covering myself with that anti-bacterial hand gel after I dry off. The idea behind it being that germs live in the water I use to shower and also lurk within the fine stitching of my towels. I slather it on, and within seconds, I am dry and germ-free.
In doing so however, I've added at least an extra 8 minutes to my daily preparations... something I didn't take into account when I set my alarm clock.
In addition to regular anti-bacterial soap and water, I've also recently introduced the concept of completely covering myself with that anti-bacterial hand gel after I dry off. The idea behind it being that germs live in the water I use to shower and also lurk within the fine stitching of my towels. I slather it on, and within seconds, I am dry and germ-free.
In doing so however, I've added at least an extra 8 minutes to my daily preparations... something I didn't take into account when I set my alarm clock.
posted by MitchellNertz at 6:10 AM
8 Comments:
Thats hot...Does it burn Mitchell??
What about the bottoms of your feet, since you need to stand while rubbing on all that hot-germ-free gel? Unless you know how to levitate, I can forsee "germ infested toe jam" in your future.
I stand in a foot bath filled with the anti-bacterial gel... check and mate!
However, most bathrooms have a heat source...most likely from a furnace. In order for a furnace to operate properly, it must be ventilated. There for, germ infested air is sucked into the furnace, then spread viciously through the air. If you are in a bathroom near a heating duct, you are subject to inhaling toxic and potentially erectile retarding germs. This also applys to AC units, heat pumps, and space heaters.
I want to play violen in a rock band named "Erectile Retarding Germs".
ur a hygeine freq lyk ma bro but wurse, mind u wen i woz lil i used to sleep under the covers in case there were fbi murder people and a tiger under my bed, i thought the pepes wud inject poison into my foot and kill me or that the tiger would smell my feet, not lyk it and then eat me. i miss times lyk that.
My friend you have some serious OCD. Join the club!
I too have started coating myself in anti-bacterial gel. I've been doing it almost 3 week's now, it has actually helped me get better seats on the bus to work, in fact the bus usually empties when i get on, I should probably use a gel meant for humans.
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