Mr. Chappers
Yesterday I purchased a small tortoise that I decided to call Mr. Chappers. Much like raw chicken, Mr. Chappers has the potential to carry salmonella. I thought having such a harbinger of doom around the house might help me get over this fear of germs, but only time will tell. Currently, I approach Mr. Chappers in a HAZMAT suit, fearful that his small, chelonian body is a hotel for disease.
posted by MitchellNertz at 6:43 AM
6 Comments:
Dude, you are so gay.
All the jpgs stored in my "temporary internet files" folder would argue otherwise.
DON'T LISTEN TO WHAT OTHERS SAY MITCHELL! Except I don't think putting anti-bacterial gel on Mr.Chappers is a good idea if it crossed your noggin
I think you should face your fear and give Mr. Chappers a kiss, common you know you want to.
"Currently, I approach Mr. Chappers in a HAZMAT suit, fearful that his small, chelonian body is a hotel for disease."
I cannot describe my immense amusement. :)
JEAN-YUS!!! hehe.
My tortoise which i have 4 years has started acting strangly, I was wondering if you could help. He's usually home by 11 but over the last month or so he's been coming in later and later smelling funny. Then he'll take some food, usually snack food (lot's of it) and sit in his bowl munching it watching cartoon's. Should I search his bowl or would this be an invasion of his privacy? I'm not sure what to do. Please help.
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